barack obama just because you are president does not mean you have to keep eating ice cream when you are having brain freeze you do not have to be strong all the time

barack obama you know i often try to be funny with these captions here but i am deadly serious when i say that that’s a seriously long french fry

barack obama did you know that since the campaign season has gone full swing that people are trying to charge for images of you eating well i think that’s dumb because they can get all the pictures they need right here

barack obama as kind as it was of the photographer to highlight your blackberry holster i think we all know what the important part of this picture is and that is the part where you are eating italian ice

barack obama you are fortunate to have half a pitcher of water to wash down that forkful of pie

barack obama even though you are hosting seder i dont see very many angry internet people talking about how you are secretly jewish just secretly muslim isn’t that something

barack obama are you removing chewing gum or attempting to induce vomiting

barack obama do you think your secret service detail ever wants in on your ice cream because it looks like they might