puddle-stomping: I don't know what the hell is happening but I find it hilarious. Thank you for existing.

barack obama you are fortunate to have half a pitcher of water to wash down that forkful of pie
barack obama even though you are hosting seder i dont see very many angry internet people talking about how you are secretly jewish just secretly muslim isn’t that something
barack obama do you think your secret service detail ever wants in on your ice cream because it looks like they might
barack obama are you wondering what kind of a chef would put an orange in your hamburger because that is what i was wondering




